What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

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Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

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-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.